Archive for August, 2010
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Finally, Fire in Elections Down Under
Hawke, a puff-haired, womanizing Aussie’s Aussie, held a record in the Guinness Book for the fastest consumption of a yard glass of beer, roughly two and a half pints in eleven seconds. Keating, on the other hand, has a taste for antiques and double-breasted Ermenegildo Zegna suits, and would listen to Wagner’s Valkyrie in preparation for questions in the parliament, imagining himself as Zeus hurling lightning bolts.